Called a Dawn Feathers. That sounds like a gryphon name.

...one of my bosses just gave the heads-up that she is leaving for the rest of the day to go catch a possum. I find this deeply amusing.

Repeat mantra. "I swear, I'm not stupid. I'm just really tired." I am the sleepiest elf and today is going to be super long...

My mantra for this whole pay period: "I swear, I'm not stupid. I'm just really tired."

Help me get through my workday! Your character finds NSFW materials (pics, fic, etc.) featuring mine. What do?

...well. Was not expecting a LinkedIn invitation to appear on the open cases queue...

/squints at work computer Don't you give me that "bad password" BS. That password can only be one of 3 things, and I have used them all. Don't you dare try and lock me out.

Oh my gods, I have such an overwhelming feeling of Do Not Want To Be Here today at Second Job. Pray for a short, easy night.

It is super much a Monday, but I'm learning to do Actual Work!

[news] Honestly, this is one of the best things I wake up to. I love sassy news.