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PROMOTER

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

The road to success is always under construction.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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