Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. - Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. - I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. - Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with ... funnyjokestoday.com/can-...

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Then I definitely shit my pants - A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make ... funnyjokestoday.com/then...