i just saw someone giving it to a woman from the back and doing fingerboard backflips on her ass i'm not even kidding

what the fnoopidy shnoopidy bingdabongdiby floopa!!!!!!

when he cooks for me <333333

whenever i wonder why humans eat and do things that are toxic for them i gotta remind myself koalas feed their babies their poop to immunize them to the eucalyptus toxins so they can eat useless 0 nutrition leaves that smell kind of funny 🙏🏻

my husband (boyfriend) has been off to war (grocery store) to protect our country (buy soup) for at least 5 years now (40 minutes). i miss him dearly

why does my tummy disagree with so many yummy things it's so annoying

i really want one of those super cute pastel semi quiet clay keyboards but the colors would not fit the rest of my setup at ALL. but they're so cute 😭😭😭

adam is googling fractal tiddies.......

man i want cheesy garlic bread i fucking love garlic bread

WWYD still uses the exact same restaurant filming location as years ago. don't fans of the show just go to the restaurant and hope to be on the show atp? like i'm sure none of them are even surprised anymkre 😭