looking forward to Strudel and Custard

being silling with his blogs and noone is safe lmao

now has hands covered in polish

looking forward to more boot polishing NOT

to campaign for the return of decent TV, I have enough of Talent shows on a Sat night

Realises he is old as he didn't recognise half the music played at his kids school disco

bulling Emmas shoes

watching the heaveans open

annoyed that plurks seem to have gone missing

worried that certain people think that whenever he leaves the area he's having congress