Teaching on a room without AC is exhausting. Blah.

I pity the 5th grade who thinks they can get away with everything. Stop your Jibber Jabber fool and get back to work. #MrTParty

I pity the 5th grade who thinks they can get away with anything. Stop the Jibba Jabber fool and do your math. #MrTParty

"Do you know anything about bikes?" <- Asked at Bobs this morning. Do I look like someone who would? Spoiler Alert: I don't.

The ladies working the Red Robin curbside are exceedingly cute. Heh.

Ugh. I've been ousted as mayor from 10 places in 2 weeks on foursquare. Hmph.

Flyers Gooooooaaalllllllll!!!!!!

Heading home.

I just realized I've been in 5 states today. Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia. Sweet. I should ge

Today is the day to wreck in Maryland. 5th accident I've past and 2nd one to shut down the highway. Yeesh.