People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow

After months of attention and care I finally got the oregano back after the beagle dug it up and destroyed it all

(kid at mall) "mommys fat must have GPS, she always says she tries to loose it but it always keeps on finding her"

Remoting into client to fix SQL issues, went to update SQL via MS site got this

A little roughed up but not broken, good news indeed

Casey Anthony spotted at restaurant up the street from me, there goes my neighborhood

The nativity story has done surprisingly well despite its lack of a chase scene.

googles the real boobs in this story google search removes boobs etc

Holy shit I dropped 50 pounds, foot not happy about it though. Ice pack on it now

You may have heard about the weird unseasonal storms in Florida .. Just ended here bent and broken