BoxCrunchTortoise
@BoxCrunchTortoise
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male Indianola, IA, United States
I keep the wolf at the door but he calls me up, calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up, steal all my children if i don't pay the ransom, and I'll never see 'em again if I squeal to the cops.
BoxCrunchTortoise wants
16 years ago 1
crayons with which to express himself
BoxCrunchTortoise thinks
16 years ago
he smells a rat
BoxCrunchTortoise hopes
16 years ago
for victory in the battle at Brandywine Bridge.
BoxCrunchTortoise is
16 years ago
anewspaper