Today, I realized that my life is so boring that I could not think of a single thing to complain about.
    
     
        Today, I enjoy reading this site and reading about other peoples suffering to feel better about my own life.
    
     
        Today, as a prank I shook my dad's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open.
    
     
        Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot.Then, I no longer have fingerprints.
    
     
        Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car.
    
     
        Today I am supposed to be doing my homework, instead I'm wasting my time on here, yeah its kinda my fault.