i love him

today was Hawaii day at school and I came to school dressed like Adam Sandler

how much ground beef is in my mattress

My grade got to go outside today and I hung out in the sex chamber (the dugout field) with my friends (the reasoning behind it's name is not that bad I swear)

MY THROAT FUCKING ITCHS

I got a wig for my dazai cosplay. now I have to cut it

I got a pop at five guys and I think they didn't have coke zero flavoring. the big ol machines that have the ability to flavor should have a feature that shows how much flavor is left in it so people don't have to gamble to drink a coke zero

it's my grandma's birthday