不赌不知时运到，不滚不知身体好。

Sometimes you just wish to stand there alone..

LOL. TEACHING HOW GIRL HOW TO ENJOY WITH A CARROT.

What happens to Poliosis patient? LOL

Because you're looking me in the eyes and think i'm actually looking back. LOL

Are you making fun of my accent? ... Jes.(Yes) LOL

LOL @ TITZILA.

All i want for christmas are her two headlights.

It's a roadkill christmas, that dumb deer changed my life, it's a roadkill christmas, next time i run over my wife. LOL

a couple of days later we had a deal, if he work for me then he won't be my next meal. LOL