Can't play Trailer Park Boyz while my family is visiting because how can I explain Rickey screaming about fuckin' dope or Mr Lahey yelling about shitfirestorms while pretending to be classy and whatnot.

NEW GLASSES https://41.media.tumblr.com/e9ec0c5d6b07989d3ef5e3e7967348fb/tumblr_nm5uebjFjt1rx6jsxo1_540.jpg yas yas yas my family knows my heart look at that bling

ulta carries it's a 10 now yasssss

PROOF.
I guess technically I could actually fit like 500 more pounds of jewelry on myself but really it's quite heavy enough.

Have you ever played dress up and realized you do actually have a maximum capacity at which you can tolerate jewelry hanging from every limb and ridge of your body?
I have now reached that point.

Just spent an embarrassing amount on makeup.

Good selfies make you feel amazing about yourself, even if slightly embarrassed that you took it in the first place.

One of the most exciting moments in life is when my family comes back from overseas, flips open their bag and dumps out a pile of eyeglasses for me to pilfer from.

Navreh Poshte and Norooz Mubarak to everyone celebrating!

Anyone celebrating Nowruz?