Matthew doing crazy back flips!

says One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't

says from Michael's

says For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken Famous Quotes for Android

says A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. ~ David Brinkley

says Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

says When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. - Abraham Lincoln

says I would rather have bamboo shoots drove under my finger nails than go to DMV!!!

says I have the sexest, wonderful, loving, wife thank you God!

says My woman is home!!! Bye world.