Let's discuss right and left. You're right. I left.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
If looks could kill. You would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Love your enemies, they hate it.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to tell you how I really feel.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
What do you call a male lady bug?
My feelings for you no words can tell. Except for maybe Go To Hell. Haha..