i'm loving this mcdonalds commercial, about the astronaut kid.

"What do you see in this picture?" "Kim Kardashian?" "I'm sorry, the answer is fat whore."

all was golden when the day met the night

coding. yay.

oh we're still so young, and desperate for attention.

i've never been so surreptitious so of course i'll be distracted when i spike the punch .

haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer? i've never looked better, and you can't stand it.

i hope to see you soon, you've got "see" wrapped in quotes.

"A brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding."