I'm bloated and there is something clawing it's way out of my head and uterus.

Anyone wanna watch some Doctor Who?

My livestream!

Hey look. o.o

The boredom has consumed me...

(collapses, sobbing happily)
OH SWEET BABY JESUS, STABLE INTERNET.

Red velvet cake ice cream. o.o

[TMI]

This chat is going bad places. XD

OMFG I WANA GO HOME