/quietly lays down on the ground and slowly dissolves

Everyone should watch out for RadiantWingedOne now

It's Jade's birthday today. Happy birthday you old, snarky codger

/collapses into a puddle and quietly cries

I feel like I'm going to have a fecking heart attack

/crawls onto Plurk and curls up

I am exhausted, and I work all weekend because of overtime at Cornerstone and a Michaels shift, plus I still have to finish my speech and school tomorrow and ugh /lays down

WHAT IS A CONVOCATION DAY AND WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THAT IT MEANS THERE'S A DAY OFF SCHOOL??? I DROVE 30 MINS AFTER SCRAPING OUT MY CAR TO SEE NO ONE THERE

I really want chocolate

Mandatory snuggle time with mom