out of the loop

it's National Masturbation Month in America. Are you meeting your quota?

if plurking is worth his time and money.

home after a tiring business trip.

why he never goes to sleep when he really needs to...?

he deserves xtra credit for making the kid a beef burger, yet having ground turkey himself :-/

responding to ancient plurks. Sorry, that's how I roll.

is back to reality

how the hell he gets plurked by strangers.