prefers Plurk over Twitter because it's 2D instead of 1D. makes it harder to be drowned in a single person's frequent updates

to annoy every friend with cheerfulness, when the coffee comes to call

the coffee

all shiny and blinky-bright in the morning

Apple sauce?

"Heyaa doll-face.... lorr lahhhhh lummm.... " (leans in for a drunk kiss)

well educated in the tenets of Porch Swing Etiquette

wrenching the code

at work and sleepy

nursing a tall heinie