if you knew that every year hundreds of kittens are born allergic to their own fur?
how you stay warm in the cold shadow of death?
plays hungry hungry hippos with real hippos.
maybe he should learn to knit.
a ticket to Peru, a cocktail dress, and an icepick.
if it's wet drink it, if it's dry smoke it, if it moves fuck it, and if it doesn't throw it in the van.
you to go smoke some weed.
if you've ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?