I'm gonna be in Portland, one hour out of the area to totality of the eclipse, and there's a big chance that if I don't go out of portland I might not see it. Yet at the same time, it all gonna be so crowded and back up outside of portland.
[Status Update] Fridge is still busted. Repair company is being an ass. Everything been moved to borrowed mini-fridges. Main fridge smells like ass when you open it, and I left the siracha in there.