Plurk thinks I’m ugly 🤧

WHY TF CANT I POST MY DAMN SELFIES

I need some wine

I just wanna post my pics 😟😭

Ok. I agree to sell ass. Now what?

Wow. Plurk wont let me post my selfies. They don’t wanna see me winniiiiiiiiinnnnnn

Ummm did I miss the Clout invite...again?

You ask me to clean the kitchen and I didn’t even eat. Wtf

I need someone to feed me

When I say “keep me posted” that means let me know when you’re NOT doing something, not just when you are. I don’t understand why that’s such a hard concept to grasp