Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

A dollar saved is a quarter earned.

Art is science made clear.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

Silence is the virtue of fools.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.