"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."

whats on the agenda for today?

what if I was you and you was me?

who has the new Maxwell album?

how many people do you know or think that you know when driving?

its me the Plurker

There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer;

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