If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.

God bless Atheism!

naps are neat..............

how much soda do you drink in a weeks time?

a real woman knows what her man wants.............

being wise has always been good............

good nite people.................

WHO WANTS TO PLURK WITH ME?

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.