STILL aggravated with myself over laaving my ID behind. I don't use the phrase FML very often, but I think I've earned it this time. Arrrgh.

ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! I forgot my freaking ID at the appointment I had this AM. Gotta go pick it up when their office reopens. @*@&^$@*&#$^@#$&^

WTH is going on with NJ and school bus crashes? I just saw a bulletin about yet another one, the third (or is it fourth) in ~6 weeks.

Crapola. My iPad fell & its screen cracked. Glad I got Apple Care; I'm on hold with them now. FirstWorldProblems

Doggone rat fink Niaspam flushing. :itch: :itch: :itch: Thank goodness it only lasts ~1 hour.

I'm LOL at the ads in my email today. So many techie sites celebrate April Fool's Day with faux "new items", some of which I WISH were real.

Working while listening to Radio Manilow on IHeartRadio.com = Life Is Good.

I finally figured out why I'm missing the Phantoms lately. It's all the freaking promos for Xfnty L*ve's impending opening. *$&%#@...

Just checked Animal Planet. Once again, I see evidence of mission creep. How is a show depicting TAXIDERMISTS about ANIMALS?

From a Snapple bottlecap: The mango is the most-consumed fruit in the world.