I'M FREEZING.

Overheard this cause this idiot was talking really loud. ''I wanna learn the different music instruments cause its cool!'' < Well, fuck you.

You should seriously learn how to appreciate if people cook for you k.

May I ask why aren't you wearing any top? Not cold ah? I'm damn cold eh.

Mom: the chicken hanging there looks like you. Me: Yah. You're the Hen that gives birth to me what. Pok keh ~ Pok keh ~

He walks like a Ah Beng ~ The Armani Exchange Ah Beng. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

EH OMG. IS REALLY MR LAU CHOR KENG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. HE STAYS HERE!?

The fish on mom's plate looks like... Bobby. Bobby Chan.

My mom is complaining that the food is not salty. I'm aiming at her fish.

Starhub. You're one starfuck.