Girl friends are running to me when they have love problems. My advice: quit looking for asshole boyfriends.

Pintech-busy. I hope WD40 works.

Invited to form a band to record an album... hiprock?

Roast beef with gravy, mashed potatoes & mixed veggies for lunch.

Rhian Ramos is smoking hot! She's much hotter in person. Kulang nga lang sa puwet.

It's like I just lost a winning lottery ticket. Tangena.

"The Simpsons" never fails to make me LOL.

"I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." ~ Winston Churchill

Our pug is a freakin' humping machine!

I miss painting.