The ducks in the bathroom are not mine.

the fantastic emailsfromcrazypeople.co... , though it does kind of ruin your faith in people.

bought some magical tomato sauce this evening!

www.ecampusnews.com/news...

Sheesh, talk about road rage.

Faburden!

whaaaaat

a jazz theory ninja

how "swervin mervyn" is an acceptable facebook name, but appending a III to the end of your name is not.

traded out the shaggin' wagon for the cozy Posey moseyin' mobile, and he couldn't be happier.