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the end of the South as we know it?

"Wednesday's Opera Trivia: What did Carmen roll on her thighs? A. Tanning lotion; B. Quarters; C. Cigars; D. Botox"

we need to get Romulus in on this racket.

saw ferstin from afar today and waved at her, but all she did was give half a wave and turn away quickly.

Gospel Day in Hymnody class. It would have been grand if it hadn't been so darn cold.

doesn't even remember why he had that tub of pretzels freshman year.

you should come see him play piano tomorrow at 4. And then stay for the free food!

squashed like a bug.

for all you poetry fans out there.