the bride went down two sizes when she wore what she is supposed to wear under the dress. Go go seamripper!

Why do I have a rash on my legs? It looks like little bug bites, but its all over like a rash.

ugh. Humidity.

not liking this dress pattern.

Sons of Men and Angels say (sing it!)

Goodnight Helga. Goodnight Mario. Goodnight Elaine and Doggie-Doggie.

if there are any superstitions about if the dressmaker draws blood while working on a wedding dress.

if she can get her karma over 50 today.

Klan distances itself from Westboro. *snerks* tinyurl.com/3c2goj6

the screaming and throwing old potsherds is going to hit the cutting room floor. Rats. Oh well, it was fun!