when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into ppl's eyes

nikolai is like a box of cinnamon rolls . god i love cinnamon rolls its so good adn i gwt so happy

nobody knows i have 4 bodies buried under my house

im eating buttered and baked SomeoneCool for dinner with a side of mashed potatoes and peas

guys go friend SomeoneCool or else i will carry out illegal activities

its raining a LOT here . makes me feel lovestruck

life is like fried chicken. i prefer it without skin

goondnight plurkers (and especialy SomeoneCool <333333)

marry me

my hands are cold