it sucks that my virtual assistant can't get me some coffee. I'm struggling over here.

It's Draw Something not Write Something.

don't use the restroom with a pen on your ear. no further explanation needed. #penless

feeling blahzay.. need to fix that asap.

my apologies if I've missed or you didn't get any reply texts from me. I've been noticing my Google number is having issues. #angryjimps

blame it on my a.d.d. baby

first day back in the gym in weeks (besides the running I've been doing) and my calves are burning right about now! Good stuff.

Begin with the end in mind. Know your goal and then enjoy that ride!

one of these nights I will watch Breakfast At Tiffany's.

You're either a follower or leader... Now everyone go left.