If you settle for less, that's all you'll get.

Going to see Snow White but Piranha 3DD came out too. Stupid tough decisions.

It's on like Donkey Kong. Lol #DuckDynasty

All tissues are not created equal. Should have just blown my nose with cement.

Ran into one Debbie Downer today and clipped that covo quickly. Ain't nobody bringing me down.

I can't wait until November so I can grow my beard.

Needs your Gears feed? goo.gl/QgAUE on Android for now. #gearsofwar

No, my first name ain't baby, it's Jimps.

I love mayhem!

I pretty much like everyone but there's this one person who just makes me wanna vomit anytime I hear her voice.