is my cat retarded?

me and my malewife
every day I brush my teeth 2 timez becuz my ex didnt brush his teeth often and I wanna be better than him in every way
mreowwww meow meowwww I love octoberrr
can sum1 listen 2 kill the barflies by self and tell me wut homestuck character it reminds them of asap ?? I need 2 kno 4 smthn im doing and im too tired 2 hav thinking skillz like that rn
went from being a crying emotional mess all August because of an ex's birthday to being a crying emotional mess for the beginning of October (hopefully not all of it !!) because of an ex's birthday #okay
gurt: yo

shes soooo cutee