BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre may or may not be on a plane that may or may not be headed here. He may or may not play for the Vikings. Zzzzzz

CNN: "Alaska crash victims died of blunt force trauma, official says". I'm not a doctor but I think I could have figured that out on my own.

How valid is Foursquare when it allows checkins at fictional places? ping.fm/1gMjA

Today is 8/9/10 -- happy Sequential Date Day!

"Well," said Sam, "I'm back."

We're off to Hawaii this weekend. The Weather Channel is predicting a windy weekend and rain all next week. Well, that's just great.

We had to show Smuh how to use a rotary phone. She honestly had no idea how to use one.

An Ambercrombie Fitch bag features a guy with no shirt on. Isn't that a clothing store? Shouldn't they be advertising guys with clothes ON?

Great news! Guillermo Del Toro will be directing a Disney "Haunted Mansion" movie reboot! ping.fm/iAN3r

Happy birthday to my beautiful wife!