Confession: Every time I nuke a potato, I'm tempted not to poke holes in it, just to see if it will explode.

Plutonian Death Malaise Day 5: Coffee seems like a bad idea. #IMustReallyBeSick

eBooks are considerably cheaper than hardcover. I'll save the price of the nook in no time if I can switch to being a mostly-eBook reader.

What I'm trying to debug seems like it requires far less Dexedrine and far more, oh I dunno, hallucinogens perhaps? #adhd

64 files changed, 6079 insertions(+), 5156 deletions(-) and I'm still working. Orca feels much snappier (and still works!). #uber-refactor

Time for some hacking before going to bed very early. A11y team meeting tomorrow at 07:00 UTC (02:00 my time).

48+ hours without sleep == a one-way ticket to epic bio-systemic fail. #fact #trustme #frick

I respectfully suggest, whitehouse, that your focus is misplaced: The problem is NOT our citizenry; rather, it's our foreign policy. #tsa

♫ ....Last night there were TSA on my lawn. Take the TSA bowling, take them bowling.... ♫

I do believe I deserve to go shopping now. And have a bloody mary afterwards.