was wondering why Frisbees get larger as they get closer...

just been hit on the head by a book...

who else turns up porn really loud and bangs their headboard against the wall, so the neighbours think you have an exciting sex life?

Hearts and Minds http://www.flickr.com/photos/27387550@N08/4021884995/

if one more person calls me 'posh' ...I'll have my butler show you the door.

on his 23rd coffee of the day. I think I'm addicted.

Police should question an animated old man with white hair and glasses regarding the balloon incident...

that with out me, everything's just aweso

that his new girlfriend is a Pornstar!!!

he doesn't die a virgin...