shoving little snot-nosed bastards into urinals should be an Olympic sport.

charged $300 for 1 beer... im angry

so little to do and so much time to do it in

the heart of a child.... in a jar on my desk!!! icky

bacon.... freely

that i can find a feeling that i can share

life is a terminal disease, once you have it, you're pretty much screwed

Im going to find the easy way... AND BURN IT THROUGH THE GROUND

if you have to die, try for just the once!!!

Its never over is it?