Mom to 4 yr old boy: "Come down, now!" Boy: mutters in anger. Mom: "what did you just say?" Boy: "I said, I'm coming beautiful princess."

If he keeps settling cases, he'll run out of work. Ah, who am I kidding? Someone always wants to sue someone.

the preceding Plurks were brought to you by my unstoppable need to connect every new thought with a song.

upon a star, makes no difference who you are...

and dreams that lie lifeless and unfulfilled beneath the sun. I see an old man fingering his perishing flesh he tells himself he was a good

a little respect. R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

who wrote the book of love?

The boat graphics from the Deadliest Catch "radar" look like the ship from Asteroids. Biw, biw, biw biw biw.

he sounds like his kids when they need a nap --> What? No, I'm *not* tired. Just, I

Rain rain go away...