**I apologize in advance to all Marathoners and other real athletes.** What a weekend, I feel like a ran a marathon.

If a Plurk falls in cyberspace and nobody sees it does it really exist?

plurking into the void.

Reviewing a Release.

counting down to his upcoming trashy party: beers, huge inflatable slip and slide. The Clampetts have arrived www.bouncydoodles.com/Sl...

what's that smell? Oh yeah, Thursdays, timesheet days.

Lawyers need to remember they are counselors. When your client is a bull in a china shop, chances are everything will end up broken.

to go to bed. Stress sucks the life outa ya.

An Onionesque News Story. Area Man Continues to Fight for $80K Tax Exemption after Declaring Home a Church

The Great Chicago [OK Lake County] Sidewalk War has finally met a *happy* ending.