LexFortis
@LexFortis
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male Chicago, IL, United States
De minimis non curat Lex.

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LexFortis wonders
17 years ago 2
why his wife thought it was a good idea to invite her friends over for his Bachelor Thursday. Sheesh.
LexFortis will
17 years ago
be a bachelor for the next two nights.
LexFortis says
17 years ago 2
Chicago is cool and grey. Like me.
LexFortis was
17 years ago
Watching for tornadoes. Massive winds passed to the north and south. We were unscathed in the basement.
LexFortis is
17 years ago
focused on getting things done before leaving on Friday.
LexFortis is
17 years ago
listening to Uncertain Smile, The The.
LexFortis shares
17 years ago
LexFortis is
17 years ago
counting the minutes till Gramma and Grampa pickup the darlings. Only one left whining will be me.
LexFortis shares
17 years ago
OH: 4 Y/O Boy: I'm gonna be a dad. 7 Y/O Girl: You gotta get married to be a dad, you're not a girl.