he never has to deal with anything like this as a parent (or worse).

I am so getting this lightsabre duel game.

Mmmmmm. Salad.

pool party today. Never too cool for the kids to swim.

It's the end of the world as we know it. But I feel fine.

Neighbor bought a smoker. Ate smoked salmon, turkey, lamb, brisket, pork. May not eat again for a week. (whatevah)

Off to the Zoo for lunch. Not sure that came out right...

OH: 4 yr old on seeing his mom through an open window. "I see an old lady!"

moving to enforce a settlement agreement. This case is so bad, we can't even agree we agreed.

had a dream last night that Hillary beat Obama in Illinois then gave a speech in a powder blue pantsuit. Time for election season to end!