I want to go Pokemon hunting but the wifi doesn't reach far enough and using mobile data is 100% out of the question seeing as how it's turned off.

My new job is essentially a super hot sauna that dry cleans suits. First day and I'm going to bed right now... (8pm my time) 5am comes early. Fml

#Plurk feature request: Once you have read a plurk and its replies you dont get the comment notification anymore as long as you didn't comment on it.

So I always share nature shots from around the world on FB. Someone randomly comments: STOP PUTTING THIS WORLD SHIT IN MY FACE! AMERICA IS BETTER!!! LEAVE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT. I'm like, Wtf are you talkin about

Crisis temporarily averted. Not going to be homeless. Thank all the gods for family.

This might be all she wrote folks. 2 months in the hole unable to crawl out. Time to start planning how to live out of my car. FML right now. #venting

Pet peeve: People who say "I agree with you but..." But what? You DONT agree?

When an AV paintover shows the model with both legs bent forward and the hips back yet, they are supposed to be standing. #wonkyanatomy

For skin creators: Gurney Journey: Color Zones of the Face

I really need to get my sleep schedule under control