Every time I come on Plurk always one of you who have to the monster out of it's cage.

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

I love some of you so much, shakes the ever-living fuck out of you

Damn aliens, sending Jyoid back into orbit

"Free him!! He did it all but I don't even care!"
Or however it goes

Shout out to the pope, gotta be one of my favourite genders

Guys.., be honest, would you still love me if I worded things poorly?(I word things poorly but we'll pretend since I'm amazing, I actually word everything amazinger.)

Shout-out to being viewed as a stray cat, gotta be one of my favourite views

People on Plurk dot com be like "I love your posts, please don't turn out to be the biggest fucking asshole."

Me and Orzo are siblings, we're a package deal. When one meets someone new, the other isn't far behind

"yeah those damn children need to be initiated into the group piss club" —Jyoid, 2025