in back grilling in sandals and shorts & playing the Johnny Mathis Christmas album trying not to feel so warm. It's not working.

How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?

y internt gramer iso terrabil.

why I always pull up to the car next to me just in time to see the driver examining what he just pulled out of his nose. Seriously, why???

isn't afraid to say he's still in the Amy Winehouse camp.

it when parents teach their kids to address adults as "Mr." & "Mrs." & "Ms." instead of their first names. It's the little things.

forgot how therapeutic it is listening to Weird Al when life gets you down.

his recent trip to 31st Street beach didn't include personal hygiene items in the water, cigarette butts under his son's feet & bird poo.

that there's something to be said for mediocrity. It takes a lot less time, and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

Magnum P.I. were still on the air.