A relationship with God is the best relationship

if China have KUNG FU,
Japan have KARATE,
and Korea have TAEKWANDO....
in Philippines we have SUNTUKAN

which one do you like?

ang tagal ng dina download ko amp!

AKO: girl, anong oras na?
FRIEND: dun sa labas ng room may orasan
AKO: hindi ko naman tinatanong kung nasaan ung orasan eh!

texting speed automatically increases when I'm angry.

Saying," OH YEAH I REMEMBER " when you really dont.

"Love triangles? Pang-Geometry books lang 'yan ah!"