Angelica is snoring. Adorable, tiny white kitty snores... <3

just met my brother's Austrian girlfriend. She is very nice, and assures me she has no intention of annexing Poland.

Angelica says "grrrrmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrppp"

suffering from "Too Much Mulled Wine" syndrome

oh and HAPPY NEW YEAR!

farking internet connection is on and off like mad... phoned Virgin Media to complain, spoke to someone in frigging India who

bacon sandwich + coffee = BETTER THAN SEX

Angelica is sitting on my knee again, so I'm looking out of the window trying to spot other signs of the Apocalypse

my internet connection is on and off again like a tart's knickers.. *grumbles*

ANGELICA IS SITTING ON MY KNEE, PEOPLE. SITTING ON MY KNEE. This happens c. twice a year. Max.