I've run out of steam. My umph is no more.

Oh Em Gee.. I gots new badges.

When Nutburgers Get the Crud ping.fm/ygpy0

Dumb Ho ping.fm/NPm2f

Arizona Dreamin' ping.fm/9ubfu

Not Fabulous ping.fm/ggVFu

It Lives ping.fm/q8i8d #bloggers

My New Year So Far ping.fm/Giqre

Page me to your office when I'm in the ladies room, finally, then ask me why I'm not at my desk working. I know why ppl go postal.

I just spent the better part of my lunch hour riding around with a ziploc baggie of Spam, trying to catch a stray German Shepherd.