I'm thinkin.. if I continue to raid the fridge everytime I get up to let the new pup outside to pee, we're gonna have a problem.

Mission Complete ping.fm/CxwRW #bloggers

*faints* the big headed german just offered me my old position

Side Pube ping.fm/zdlad #bloggers

I began my day by not being able to locate the coffee filters. I'm not out. I know they're there. I had to buy coffee at the Pump N' Go.

I have the "napping too long during non snooze approved time periods" headache. Yay.

I seem to have a migrating muscle spasm.

*sings* Dooon't try to play me, stoopid shipping dude, I'll have your bootay in a sling by the eeeeend of the day

Shiny Black Blazers and Itchy Beagles

No, I was not just talking to myself. Technically, I was asking the mysterious ink pen where it came from. That does not make me crazy.